Current location:	JOE ROOM
Current mood:	wtf does quixotic mean
Current music:	300 soundtrack

Then we shall fight in the shade
Hellooooooo LiveJournal.

Kicking off the entry, well. Last week was Ouendan week. Jake 'mo'liekGAYK' Stevenson is a pirate, and using his horribly illegal emulated video gamerifics he's had 'possession' of the game seen in linked YouTube video. Bringing it to college, he has sucked in every gamer wihtin a 3 feet radius with its addictive gameplay and... addictive gameplay. So anyway, mine and Davis's challenge for the past who knows how long was to beat the last song, Ready Steady Go, on normal difficulty. Well I happened to do that on the day Jake S ranked it on the difficulty shown in the link. And thus Ouendan week was born.

Davis happened to pass it on Friday when no one else was paying attention. Uh.

So yeah, great game. I am ask for birthday. Oh yesh.

Moving swiftly on, uh...parents evening happened. Yay.

Went to a GOD EXISTS VERSUS GOD DOES NOT EXIST lecture/debate recently. Hmmmmm. Lots of people had lots of thigns to say afterwards. Not controversial things. Complaints mostly. The two speakers concentrated on opposite halves of the truth, totally ignoring the other. They both misinterpretated each other at every corner ("Are you calling me a Nazi?" No, he's very blatantly not, cocky bastard), spinning around the same two points but in opposite directions, saying the same things as each other but saying God instead of Universe or vice versa...

To be honest, it'da been better if we put Parris in one corner and Tim in the other. Davis refereeing. Sorted.

Hmm.

Ross came for his interview on Thursday. His Bilborough interview. We saw him for all of 5 minutes. Twas fun.

Yesterday, being Saturday, I went to Notts with Davis, Jake, Tom and Dom (Jake's friends) to see 300. The manliest film ever conceived. It was pretty awesome. Lots of funny moments. We had a good audience. Laughing at things you're not meant to find funny. Which is good, because we were. I accidentally burst out laughing at a PS3 advert. I'd seen it before. But when the logo came up it just smacked me how irrelevent the whole thing was. I laughed real loud. :S I just tried finding it on YouTube but couldn't find the right one. Basically some dudes enter a hotel, put a bag down. Woman hoovering, gets a grenade stuck on it from under bed, dog picks up grenade, guy picks up dog, rips out grenade, leaves the pin out, throws it, bag explodes, money everywhere. PS3 logo.

Wait, what the fuck does that ahve to do with a gaming system. Never mind.

But yeah 300 was awesome.

Went back, ate dinner, went to Chunky's house. I'd been invited because his parents were away or something. I was late, only 5 other people there. Chunky, Ethan, Chunky's sister and two of her friends. They'd called it a party but I wouldn't really class it as anything of that calibre. 6 teenagers sitting around drinking. Great. Boring, but I'm no one to spoil the mood. I sit down, in someone elses chair no less, tell someone to get me something. Why wine. Why red wine. I'm sure... ah well. Also some champagne. I think this was 'parents stash' territory. And some of Ethans mysterio liquid, which I think was Jack Daniels. He keeps it in a hip flask. So we get fed up of Chunky's sisters' friends screaming at us for whatever we'd done wrong. So we went upstairs. Chunky lay down, I lay down (Chunky's bed is massive, we're not gay) all of a sudden everyones panicking about his health. I'm like 'wtf hes fine' until he coughs up some mysterious red liquid. More like tomato puree than anything else. So then I'm like "Oh, damn." So I serious up as much as I can and get him on his side. Actually I think I got him on his side before he was sick. Good job too. And girls are screaming at me to get out for some reason, I dunno. God. Bloody harlots. So I do. Tried to clear my head and realise what was going on but its pretty hard when your friends have got you a leetle drunk. I come back inside (as prior to coming back in I was, in fact, outside) and one of Ellis's friends tells me to go upstairs and help. Okay, make up your mind. We drag Chunky to the bathroom where we keep him laid on his side while he coughs up red sauce. I'm keeping him on his side and propping his head up here. Ellis gets through to their step brother or something like that, so he and a friend of his come down. Older than us by a margin they are, and they start telling us we need an ambulance. Ethan objects, I try to realise its the sensible thing. Out of our power; paramedics arrive forthwith. Talk to us about it; funny thing was they said "You two don't even look like you've had that much" to me and Ethan. We felt like we'd had more than enough.

So we drag him down those freaking stairs (he's called Chunky for a reason) and they wheel him off to the ambulance. His big sister is now here (with her daughter) and she goes in the ambulance with him. Daughter person stays with Chunky's step brother guy. Me and Ethan are told to go home. Chunky's parents on way from Skeggy. Okay. We get Ethans bike, and take a detour. My house is right of Chunky's house; we decided to go for a walk left. It was a nice walk. We got to talk. And fall over his bike. And drink fresh water from a natural spring (no really). Then we turned and walked to mine.

Got in, explained to my Dad that I'd explain it in the morning, me and Ethan went to my room, talked some more. He fell asleep while I was playing Mario Kart 64. While still drunk I managed to beat the last cup on Mario Kart's extra mode, and do a boss on Resident Evil 4. Then I went to sleep.

We both awake by 6 (or 7, counting the time change). He went home shortly after. I played lots of Pokemon Emerald today. It started then.

I haven't looked at my planner all weekend. If I can get through this week to Easter I'll be alright.

Chunky's okay, just a little worse for wear. And his mother's a little pissed off. Ethan says we have to 'lay low' for a while. I think we're outlaws now.

I want to play Resident Evil 4 but the game scares me. Because I'm easily scared. :(

I also texted Rhianon while I was drunk. I'm betting she really really didn't appreciate that. I apologised but damn. That was just wreckless.

Ah well, it'll all be okay.

So one of Joe's cactii has grown what appears to be a root outside its pot. Last time Joe was here, he gave the root its own pot, full of water. Well. That water keeps disappearing. I'm changing it ever two days. Wtf is going on, people. Wtf is going on. If I can be bothered to steal the camera I might get pics one day.

I'm thinking of dying my hair again. Don't know what colour though, so it probably won't happen.

Also, Joe's started updloading hilarious videos to his YouTube account. I'm a subscriber. Are you?

Yeah, they're old.

Oh yeah, one more thing. I've finished Dragonball Z. That's 276 episodes, people. 276. That takes skill.

I think thats it for today. <3